Sunday, November 14, 2004

An interesting, ahem, slant on a story

Over at Blair's place, much sport is being made over Niall Cook's parting of ways with his employer. This inspired Goomba Goom to go over and have a look at the Cookie Monster's site, a pleasure not indulged in since the great "ignorant, slitty-eyed, slimy little Landcruiser-driving vietnamese prick" (sic) scandal of last February.

And guess what? Niall still won't be winning any awards from the Queensland Asian-Australian Friendship Society.

Here's Niall in a recent post on Japanese whaling (you'll have to scroll down; only his pals are allowed to permalink):

The next you'll hear is that we're worried about the impending extinction of dolphin & porpoise species. What?!! No Whales?!! Nup. The Nips 'researched' them all.

Nips? What the hell is this, a 1961 Dean Martin show at the Sands? Does Cook hum the little koolie ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-dong-ding theme music of old every time a Chinese person appears on his TV?

UPDATE: Is it me, or is Niall just a furrier, fatter incarnation of Pat Reynolds?

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