Hooray!
Yasser Arafat was officially pronounced dead today.Palestinian Cabinet minister Saeb Erekat announced that the 75-year-old Palestinian president had died after spending his final days in a coma at a French military hospital outside Paris.
Don't let the gates of hell hit ya on the way in!
posted by Goomba Goom! | 9:10 PM
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Unconfirmed reports suggest that the reason it took so long for Arafat to die was that there is now a waiting list for Hell. A spokesman for Hell would not comment on whether a special dispensation had been made to move the former PLO leader to the head of the line.
Whew. Just got back. I've been running round the streets ululating and handing out candy. There's been quite a few good-sized car-swarms, but the automatic gunfire is starting to die down.
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